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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides
to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her
book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a
book," she replies (thinking, "Isn't thatobvious?") "You're in a Restricted
Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have
all
the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all
I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he
left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
Send this to four women/girls who are thinkers. If you recieve this, you
know you're intelligent.